Oooops.
Was the Golf unaffordably more or was it just the lure of saving money?
Life is full of compromises and if you enjoy driving you have to compromise a bit of (lot of) money.
If you enjoy knocking a dimpled white ball around a lumpy field it costs money.
If you enjoy sitting in a plastic chair on the terraces in sub zero temperatures watching your team put in yet another sub standard performance it costs money.
If you like being bound up in bits of leather scrubbing a toilet with a toothbrush whilst a lady tells you how worthless you are it costs money.
Alas, you can now waft around in a German superiority symbol having had the benefit of the government's love in with Diesels from the last few years. And now the government has a new love in the form of supporting French owned power companies.
At least your neighbours will think you've gone up in the world whilst you know you're smugly saving a few quid a month.
You could always do what us mere mortals have to do: buy something you actually enjoy using out of your own money for the days where you can leave the suit and tie in the wardrobe...
(Unless you've got memberships, season tickets and dominatrixes to pay for)

Don't be a stranger Skye, there'll be another chance to redeem yourself in a couple years.