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Offline eatontrifles

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Bird sh*t
« on: 21 June 2017, 12:07 »
This weekend just gone, I was away from home and unfortunately the car got bombed by a bird with a dietary problem - presumably on Saturday afternoon. This morning (three days later) I got an opportunity to wash the car and unfortunately the paint has marked.

  • How do I fix it? Last time I had a bad etch I bought this; http://www.g3pro.com/product/g3-permanent-scratch-remover/ which helped but didn't get rid of it, even when applied with an attachment on a cordless drill.
  • Is this a common thing with VW paint? (I've had bird sh*t on car paint previously for a few days and it hasn't damaged it)
  • Is there anything I can do to stop it happening again?

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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #1 on: 21 June 2017, 12:11 »
[/li][li]Is there anything I can do to stop it happening again?

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Offline JoeGTI

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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #2 on: 21 June 2017, 12:20 »
You'll need to get your hands on a DA (Dual action) polisher with a light-medium pad. 30 seconds and that will be gone. Anything else is a waste of time.

If bird crap is left on your paint in the current warm/sunny spell it will do that damage in a matter of minutes unfortunately.
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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #3 on: 21 June 2017, 12:31 »
You'll need to get your hands on a DA (Dual action) polisher with a light-medium pad. 30 seconds and that will be gone. Anything else is a waste of time.

If bird crap is left on your paint in the current warm/sunny spell it will do that damage in a matter of minutes unfortunately.

Yes, a DA with the right combination of polish and pad will sort that out easily.

I had a similarly impressive bird poo deposited on my previous car (mk6 GTD) in hot sunny weather in pretty much the same location - offside C pillar. It was only on the car for about 1/2 hr but etched the paintwork to the same degree that yours is.

A few minutes effort with my DA removed it completely.
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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #4 on: 21 June 2017, 12:53 »
Have same issue on our NB one had a similar issue on our Mk5 due to a child with suncream on their hands

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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #5 on: 21 June 2017, 13:04 »
I've got one of those kits which attaches 125mm pads to a drill, can I use that?
If so, what products/pads will I need?

As much as I'd love a Sparrowhawk, I suspect - what with the car being parked at a National Trust property when it got bombed -
 there were plenty of them around already.
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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #6 on: 21 June 2017, 13:55 »
Ive had mine ceramic coated and  had a big splat of bird poo  which was on the car for approx a few hours has marked that up, the old peugeot 306 with the good old fashioned laquer finish still looks as good today as out did in 1999.

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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #7 on: 21 June 2017, 14:19 »
Ive had mine ceramic coated and  had a big splat of bird poo  which was on the car for approx a few hours has marked that up, the old peugeot 306 with the good old fashioned laquer finish still looks as good today as out did in 1999.

Coatings / wax don't help (very much) imo - other than maybe making it easier to wash it off quickly. If it damages the hard lacquer that VW's are known to have, it'll make light work of any coating/wax.
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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #8 on: 21 June 2017, 16:06 »
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Re: Bird sh*t
« Reply #9 on: 21 June 2017, 16:39 »
I've got one of those kits which attaches 125mm pads to a drill, can I use that?
If so, what products/pads will I need?

As much as I'd love a Sparrowhawk, I suspect - what with the car being parked at a National Trust property when it got bombed -
 there were plenty of them around already.

I'm not familiar with the polishing kit that attaches to a drill but I'd have thought this would be OK to use but with care as it is likely to perform and behave differently to - and not be as controllable as a DA polisher. If you've not used a machine polisher before, It might be worth getting an old scrap panel to practice on first before using your drill kit on your car, to get a feel for how it behaves.

I'm assuming with this kit, the pad rotates in a circular motion like a rotary machine polisher, rather than a random orbital oscillating motion like a dual action polisher. If so, then I've read that rotary polishing machines are less forgiving in inexperienced hands and generate more heat than a dual action polisher, so it would be important to keep the pad moving over the area being polished at all times rather than holding it in the same place, and don't apply too much pressure, otherwise there could be a risk of removing too much clear coat or heat build-up and burn-through of the clear coat. 

I can't remember exactly what products I used to remove the bird poo etching from my car - it was 2-3 years ago. However I cleaned the area thoroughly and clayed it first before polishing. I used a polish for light-moderate imperfections; it may have been Poorboys SSR 2 Super Swirl Remover that I have in my collection (sorry, can't remember!), starting off with a 'low cut' pad. I use Shinemate waffle pads - the white one, which is a low cut finishing pad. I seem to remember that this combination didn't remove all of the etching, so I changed the pad to a Shinemate orange waffle pad, which has more cutting action and this combination worked.

Once removed, I re-applied a couple of coats of wax to add protection.

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