What's the best route into getting the old stock of the R then? Ringing the dealer direct?
Wait another 18 months or so for Booth11 to sell hers.
Too many bumps on Booth's!
Give it 6 month and I might be selling mine! 
I'll take mine with a couple bumps, fully repaired to factory standard, over yours MH. Better spec too.

Aye, you're right- mine is exhausting to drive, having to turn a key in the ignition, use my left arm and foot to change gear, as well as having to press the accelerator pedal all the way down.

For what you see back, i'll avoid options that I don't need - add a few expensive options and you can see your depreciation up at 50% more than the car itself, for me that'll always be poor value unless you're keeping the car in excess of 5 years.
Do you ever worry about overpolishing your car? There was a lad on the Scirocco forum called "Derboy" who used to give his black Scirocco the full works as often as you and he'd polished all his lacquer away within 2 years, probably not hard to do with the kind of paints being used now.