Are you touting for work again?

Oh, and where's the pics of the Cayman Mark? How you finding the Porsche compared to the R?
Ha ha

no, just offering some free advice! However, should anyone want a more detailed consultation...

They're on my twitter/instagram! I can't remember how to post pics in here

Some interesting differences actually. Firstly, it feels a lot quicker. Don't know if that's the placebo effect as it shouldn't really be quicker, but it does feel it. May be because of the longer gearing, I don't know. But I've obviously tested it full beans on roads I know (it is second hand so no need to run it in), and its a monster and tears through the tarmac much quicker than the R. And, obviously the noise is much, much better - very addictive and people can hear me coming a mile away

Grip in the dry is phenomenal!
However, its also a lot different in the wet - maybe it's cause I've only had it a few weeks, but the confidence levels at speed when driving when its hammering it down is a lot less than in the R - basically, didn't matter what the weather was like, the R was planted; the Cayman S is a lot different, you really have to pay attention (and not be an idiot basically) - however, some may say that's more fun (had the back end come out slightly which was great!) but on the flip side after a long day at work you sometimes just want to drive home and not have to worry about being
that engaged in the drive.
Inside, obviously visibility is reduced compared to the R, however its still fine. I will say the infotainment side of things - easier in the R, but still usable. I find some of the buttons are in the wrong place, however its probably cause I've been in a VW for so many miles, and I have only had it a few weeks so still getting used to it. Steering wheel isn't as good as in the VW either. Driving position is spot on, seats are incredibly comfy, and even as a daily drive its more than usable. Consumption wise, I'm getting average 24-26, and I was only getting 28 in the R, so happy with that! Materials inside of are of higher quality, but then you'd expect that.
Overall, its amazing - looks great, sounds great, and is great fun to drive! Very pleased I changed as never had anything like this before, and I love driving it. I'd highly recommend anyone thinking of getting one to do so!