Nightmare mate, but at least you avoided a collision with them - although that would have offered an opportunity to give them an earful!
Perhaps not helpful, but to suggest a 5th option - Vredestein Sessanta XL. I swear by them, on my DTUK'd GTD they are spectacular, and the quietest tyre I've ever used (67db). They are also typically the cheapest of the lot. They also have rim protection, but not sure how it compares to your bridge's.