i just watched some acceleration videos of F30 330d and R, i know it's not a accurate way to compare but just as a guide and of out interest. From 100 kph - 240 kpm. Golf R about 20 seconds, Bmw about 32 secs.
Im not saying this is how it is but a ive watched a few and they all seem similar or im looking at the wrong cars.
Edit i think the Golf seems to take about 25 secs, (hard to see 240 kph on speedo)
GTI PP seems to take about 31 secs
Maybe the 330d which left the R was modded or the R was caught sleeping in the wrong gear has you could easily be caught out with all that torque and like has been said the R is not that fast once rolling.