Haha!

Well, I'm not getting it done at VW - getting it done from a reputable VAG specialist

I've had work done from them before on previous cars and they're second to none.
I did ask my leasing company whether I had to get it serviced only from VW and they said as long as genuine VW/VW approved parts are used, there is no issues getting it serviced from anywhere.
So I would rather get it done from somewhere I trust - even if it is on a lease!