Ebola virus - World End

[Waspy]

Said daily mail readers would have to wait til Thursdays anyway when its gyro day.
They're skint by Friday after buying junk food for a couple of days and a teenth of draw! 

There's a stereotype about readers of all British national newspapers and you've got that wrong -
The Sun reader, mainly from the east of England, wolf whistling builder / White Van driver, lunch at the pub;
The Star reader, mainly northerners, mentally subnormal, oversexed neathanderal, eat out at fast food outlets, mainly Sundays. Always skint.
The Guardian reader is a Socialist bearded tree hugging hippy
The Telegraph reader posh tory who will fu<k you partner behind your back.
The Daily Mail reader gullible, impresionable mornons.

Fixed for ya.

[Jay]

Not so worried about imo, sure its horrible, but the chance anyone I know getting it? extremely slim.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/10/02/352983774/no-seriously-how-contagious-is-ebola

[VR6Lee]

Fixed for ya.

[Seanl]

So where do the Daily Sport readers fit into your breakdown of the British publics reading habits?

And which of the above are you? 

[The Mighty Elvi]

What's a Mornon?

 

So where do the Daily Sport readers fit into your breakdown of the British publics reading habits?

And which of the above are you? 

Daily Sport readers can read?!

[VW BUSH]

Independent
Times
Metro.

Please advise on the above

[The Mighty Elvi]

Independent
Times
Metro.

Please advise on the above

The Independent:

Read by indecisive people who can't decide between Ed and David Milliband.

The Times:

Read by people who have achieved level of education to elevate them above The Sun readers, but not quite reached a level to propel them into the ranks of The Daily Telegraph. They aspire to be Telegraph readers because they travel First Class on the train and have the elbow room to read a broadsheet.

Metro:

Read by people who ride the bus.

[VW BUSH]

I buy the Times for my Cat, it fits his litter tray perfectly.
He does not like the Tabloids but is partial to a copy of the Metro once I have removed the staples.
Most of the time its the Croydon Guardian, I'm sure he checks the adds section.

[bobbarley]

Someone has been reading The Mirror 

The chances of dying from Ebola are 25-90%, so effectively 50/50.  There's a 50% chance it will make it to the UK.  The World health Organisation aren't conducting screening for people coming in or out of the country because they don't yet consider the threat high enough.

[Waspy]

The Independent:
Read by indecisive people who can't decide between Ed and David Milliband.

Nonono, it's read by people who HAVE decided, and don't need a newspaper to tell them who to support.

I read the FT  fantastic bed time reading, sends you to sleep in a blink.

Edit: To the above who posted as I was typing. Pretty sure they are starting to screen people flying in from affected countries...