ARE ALL GTI'S SLOW?

[golfvr6]

haha thats my bro,ive driven his 8v golf sh!t bucket and i should have driven it into a wall,id rather have the bank debt and a lovely motor to pose round in lets just hope i can handle the power and not write it off be4 ive paid for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you go back to shagging your bro then?  

[sKrEwBaLL]

vr6 must be pished, hes sticking up for the 8v!

Go on my son

[golfvr6]

Anything is better than a nova even a polo 1.0.

[kniterider]

would rather walk than drive a nova!

[kniterider]

hey ya know word will get about and well have an invasion of nova boys are we ready?

[kniterider]

well i am dont know about you dudes!

[golfvr6]

Get the petrol and matches ready  

[Dean]

Funniest thread I have read in ages.

I have the old MK2 K-Jet, and I do think it is slow.

I nearly got my arse kicked by one of those Citreon Saxo VTR things.

FFS it only had a 1400 engine in it and I struugled to get rid of it.

I am certainly no fat b@stard either, just an old heavy car.

Still have some fun in it tho.

Regards.

Dean.

[Slim Shady]

Dean,

A VTR Saxo is a 1.6 - it only weighs about 40 kilos less than your mk2 - with about the same power as your 1.8.

Don't be gutted - your car probably isn't in the best of tune seeing as it is going to be over 13 years old.

Now go and tune your GTi and spank that frog!!!!
 

[sKrEwBaLL]

The Saxo VTR has only got 100bhp.  You should've spanked it.  Maybe you had the handbrake on.

Saxo VTR

Performance data
Max speed (mph) 120
Capacity (cc) 1587
Power (bhp) 100
0-60 mph 9.0 secs
Kerb Weight (kg) 920
Max Torque 100 lb/ft
@ 3500 rpm
Tank Capacity (litres) 45