The ex owes me £500.. What to do?

[simonpolly]

Tell her you will send all the private pictures you took of her to  her friends and family unless she pays you back  ,there is a term for it but I cant remember what it is 

[russ-vdub]

Revenge you say?  Does she own a car? Then put some dog sh!t under the doorhandle. Sign her up for stuff and spam her mobile number. Smash her mothers backdoors in.

hahah i LOVE all of these suggestions

[russ-vdub]

My money is on you'll never get it!

Thom

Me to, put it down to experience or think of it as £500 to get rid of her.
At least its not dividing a house up or custody of children.

Never lend money you want back without a contract.

This bit I will deffo remember in future. One of our 'mates' borrowed loads of money off people in the same friend group, about £800 between us and f**ked off to Magaluf!! Some people need putting down.

[Waspy]

Tell her you will send all the private pictures you took of her to  her friends and family unless she pays you back  ,there is a term for it but I cant remember what it is 

White post?

 No that's not quite it...

[tweed]

Try talking to her mum and put on a sob story that you really need it, you never know she might just give you 500 and then her daughter owes her.

If that dont work play on the sob story and try to bang it, if shes a milf lol then take a quick picture of the situation and send it to your ex.

You'll never get your money back but atleast you will have one up on your ex.

[falconmick]

Grow up -it's is nothing to do with anyone else. Small claims court will cost around £50 to reclaim £500. Citizens Advice will provide forms, it's a simple process and very informal and you do not have to use a lawyer to represent you.

[mwad gti]

Go through a small claims court

[russ-vdub]

Grow up -it's is nothing to do with anyone else.

You mean by involving her mum? And people who say grow up are usually infants themselves

[russ-vdub]

Try talking to her mum and put on a sob story that you really need it, you never know she might just give you 500 and then her daughter owes her.

If that dont work play on the sob story and try to bang it, if shes a milf lol then take a quick picture of the situation and send it to your ex.

You'll never get your money back but atleast you will have one up on your ex.

haha everyones on the bang the mum thing - she lives in france so not really an option unfortunately :/

[Waspy]

Try talking to her mum and put on a sob story that you really need it, you never know she might just give you 500 and then her daughter owes her.

If that dont work play on the sob story and try to bang it, if shes a milf lol then take a quick picture of the situation and send it to your ex.

You'll never get your money back but atleast you will have one up on your ex.

haha everyones on the bang the mum thing - she lives in france so not really an option unfortunately :/

What a defeatist attitude. This isn't a problem, it is an opportunity for a holiday in France!