Jetta fronts look about as crap as buying a Jetta and taking a jigsaw to the boot. In short they look crap and any discerning buyer will walk a mile fom it. The same goes for lexus lights, neons, nodding dogs, leopard skin seat covers, nodding leopards, dog skin seat covers, seat skin dog covers, colour coded wipers, stick on wood, stick on carbon fibre, light up washers, tanner size steering wheels, air brushed murals, go faster seat belt pads, noncy evo back spoilers, splitters, spitters, scoops, poops and Margory Proops, mirror windows, window mirrors, poofy paint jobs, stripes, ICE that will rip your spleen out, chips, paint flips, call me Mr chips etc etc etc.
Oh and Paddy Hopkirk luggage racks with period luggage lined in Burberry - and also Daschounds and fat birds with tattoos. Especiallly the ones who frame their navel with a rising sun, as if we couldn't see it anyway.
And also politicians and royalty - and the press - and Big Brother!