I know what your saying buddy but im in the army and based in the middle of nowhere and would give me something to do on the lonely nights here lol and you would be supprised mate
v5/v6 £1000 maybe cheaper

agu engine + etc 6-700
s3/tt gearbox 250
tt/s3 driveshafts 80 pair
remap..say 3-400
so 2500 ish oh and £40-100 in brew kit lol