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Offline GolfTi

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The Vicar and the Postwoman
« on: 30 October 2013, 22:09 »
Was queried at length about my car while filling up last Sunday by a Vicar complete with dog collar, seemed to really know his stuff. Started talking about performance pack and handling, nice guy.

Our postie told me she'd been secretly drooling over my car for a while now and could she possibly have a quick look inside, as she has been such great person over the years I obliged. Nice girl.

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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2013, 22:23 »
I think the obvious question here is how hot is your postie? :rolleyes:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2013, 22:27 »
Quote from: CraigW on 30 October 2013, 22:23
I think the obvious question here is how hot is your postie? :rolleyes:
Took the words right out of my mouth  :evil: :laugh:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #3 on: 31 October 2013, 10:40 »
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2013, 11:40 »
Quote from: simonpolly on 31 October 2013, 10:40
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)

Well it would be smutty if GolfTi got his finger out and took a pic of the hot postie!  :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #5 on: 31 October 2013, 11:43 »
Quote from: matchboy on 31 October 2013, 11:40
Quote from: simonpolly on 31 October 2013, 10:40
I looked at this topic expecting  to find a smutty joke inside  :grin:
(as per the other 300+ people who have read it  :laugh:)

Well it would be smutty if GolfTi got his finger out and took a pic of the hot postie!  :lipsrsealed: :whistle:
I agree... pictures pictures....  :grin:
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #6 on: 31 October 2013, 17:51 »
Sorry to disappoint everyone. No photos.

My postie has a great personality..... :whistle:



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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #7 on: 31 October 2013, 20:02 »
Minger then?
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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #8 on: 31 October 2013, 20:07 »
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:
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Offline Phil 117

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Re: The Vicar and the Postwoman
« Reply #9 on: 31 October 2013, 21:07 »
Quote from: GolfTi on 31 October 2013, 20:07
She is one of those really, really nice people and she knows her cars. :whistle:

Quote from: GnasherVXR on 31 October 2013, 20:02
Minger then?
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