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Offline Overseer

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #20 on: 19 October 2003, 11:16 »
Do tell . . .

ok.. well this guy was a laborer of somekind (and also a bit of a stoner) and was driving his works van home late one night, and he hit a cat, he got out of the car and seeing it lying in the gutter he thought if it wasnt already dead he'd better make sure so he put it out of its misery, so did so using a shovel. now here's the nuts part.. days he later found a squished cat in the wheel arch of his car...
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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #21 on: 19 October 2003, 14:17 »
I recently ran over a beaver, i thought it was very funny but ex didn't like it very much !!  :)

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #22 on: 20 October 2003, 23:13 »
I wanna hear Doghairs story

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #23 on: 22 October 2003, 11:48 »
Do tell . . .

ok.. well this guy was a laborer of somekind (and also a bit of a stoner) and was driving his works van home late one night, and he hit a cat, he got out of the car and seeing it lying in the gutter he thought if it wasnt already dead he'd better make sure so he put it out of its misery, so did so using a shovel. now here's the nuts part.. days he later found a squished cat in the wheel arch of his car...


that is SUCH an urban myth!!!

Did your 'mate' also:

get struck by 'yellow lightening' - found dead with a hole in his heart surrounded by a pool of piss?

put two pencils up his nose during an exam and bang his head on the desk?

get caught with margarine on his pee pee trying to get his cat to lick it off?

Wake up in a bath full of ice with his kidney missing?

Have a room mate who was a medical student?


etc etc etc

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #24 on: 22 October 2003, 12:27 »
lol.. but i was pointed out the guy and everything! lol

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #25 on: 22 October 2003, 12:47 »
lol.. but i was pointed out the guy and everything! lol

http://www.messybeast.com/urbancat.htm


what?

?SYNTAX ERROR?

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #26 on: 22 October 2003, 19:00 »
just coming home from a relative house going past a rec .When out of no where a sheepdog ran in front of the car smashed the grill and went under my stupid old man kept going for about 500 metres and stoped look around the front of the car ,then looked under and the dog was still there .
c if u can guess what he did next?

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #27 on: 22 October 2003, 19:01 »
just coming home from a relative house going past a rec .When out of no where a sheepdog ran in front of the car smashed the grill and went under, my stupid old man kept going for about 500 metres and stoped look around the front of the car ,then looked under and the dog was still there .
c if u can guess what he did next?

ps anyone got any alloys for sale


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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #28 on: 22 October 2003, 19:54 »
Fed it some chappie then took it for a walk?

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Re:This place is getting dull again!
« Reply #29 on: 23 October 2003, 11:54 »
f?cked it and ate it?