If we must
The danger of these eggs to your paintwork is no yolk! If I saw someone throwing eggs at my baby id be in shell-shock. It wasnt last fryday was it?
Ha ha, quality. It actually was Fryday.
The annoying thing was I saw the egg in the morning when walking my dog, and it was still wet and I was going to wash it off when I got back from the walk - but I totally forgot
I wish I had scrambled to wash it as soon as I saw it. I guess no one was around when they did it or I expect they would have chickened out. It got my feathers ruffled for awhile as you just don't eggspect it.
Looks like I will need to shell out for some polish. But I would rather see the sunny side up of life, and at least it wasn't pecked with a key