everyone remember that big pink dildo??
Yeah well enough said i think. Then again someone a bit thick might be reading this, so for your benefit, remember when the priest tells you to kneel down, well i will be doing that, but it won't be the body of christ you will be recieving, but by god will you be screaming his name by the end of it.

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