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Offline matchboy

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GTI on Facebook
« on: 19 June 2013, 17:59 »
Do any of you follow VW on Facebook? The comments under the GTI pics they post are a mixture of love, jealousy, hate, adoration and downright stupidity - they're a cracking read if you have 5 mins to spare to scroll through how many f7cktards there are around  :laugh:
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Offline CraigW

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Re: GTI on Facebook
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2013, 18:32 »
Do any of you follow VW on Facebook? The comments under the GTI pics they post are a mixture of love, jealousy, hate, adoration and downright stupidity - they're a cracking read if you have 5 mins to spare to scroll through how many f7cktards there are around  :laugh:

I follow them on facebook and yeah some of the comments are laughable. The haters are those who are:-

a) too young to even drive, 
b) cannot afford the car therefore choose to belittle it,
c) loyal to another marque and hate all others

I don't know why these people bother to follow VW to be honest  :huh: :huh:

Offline master_hayabusa

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Re: GTI on Facebook
« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2013, 19:57 »
The fact that they've gone to the Facebook page just to criticise it says it all. Kind of reminds be of the bears and the hunter joke   :laugh:


One day this hunter drives his truck out into the forest, in the trunk he has a pistol, a shotgun and a rocket launcher.

So he stops off in the middle of the woods, grabs his pistol out of the trunk and goes off on foot in search of bears.

He sees one drinking down by the stream, he slowly aims the gun, and BANG! he shoots the bear and it falls down to the floor, not 2 seconds later he gets a tap on the shoulder, he turns around to find the bear standing right in front of him, the bear says "look mate, that really hurt, so im gonna give u 2 choices, either i rip you to shreds, or i bumf**k you" so the hunter thinks, o sh!t what should i do?, but seen as he dosent want to die he lets the bear bumf**k him.

Afterwards he's really pissed off about the bear incident, so he runs back to his car, grabs his shotgun and goes out in search to kill that same bear.

He finds the bear he's looking for with 2 other bears, so BANG BANG BANG! he shoots all 3 of them and they fall to the floor, yet only 2 seconds later he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to find the 3 bears standing in front of him, so the first bear says "all right mate, that hurt the 3 of us, so you've got 2 choices, we bumf**k you, or we rip you to shreds" so once again the hunter who doesn't want to die lets them bumf**k him.

So now the hunter is really really pissed off, so he goes back to his car, pulls out his rocket launcher and goes off in search for those 3 bears.

He comes across them in a whole pack of ten bears, he aims the rocket and BOOM! the bears blow up. But once again he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to face the 10 bears behind him, the first one says " look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya"

Offline Aidey

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Re: GTI on Facebook
« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2013, 20:04 »
I normally post asking where mine is lol
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