How to p!ss a neighbour off legally? :-D

[barrym381]

something ive recently learnt is that its not illegal to park over someones driveway if you are not blocking them in so if you wait till he goes, park a random old car in front of his drive and leave it there it will piss him off and if its taxed it cant be removed! haha

a decent tow rope would sort that  or a brick 

[Nino]

Listen me me very carefully.

You will need.

• 1 old newspaper.
• 1 very thin plastic bag.
• some very smelly pref warm dog crap.

• some lighter fluid.
• a video camera

Now, all you have to do is 1st arrange the dog poop within the extremely thin carrying bag, then place this on the gentlemens doorstep (you will need to tie the bag up) then place the very old already read newspaper on top of the extremely thin carrying bag containing pref warm, very smelly dog poop. 

Place a good amount of light fluid on top of the newspaper, then (this is the difficult part) set it on fire and knock his front door VERy hard and run away, and aim your video camera at his doorstep ensuring that he does not see you.

When he opens his door all he will see is fire, his instinct will kick in and he will then start to stamp on the fire to put it out, by doing this the lovely dog poop that you so carefully arranged within the extremely thin bag will spatter all over him, job done