Having decided I couldn't be arsed to wash it today, came outside to find the local pigeons had crapped all over it

Still can't be bothered to clean it, though I've got the bird muck off. Have been willing it it to rain all day (which of course it hasn't) so I would have an excuse not to do it

Then took it out and caught the wheel on a high kerb parking up in an unfamiliar location. Already marked, but still hate that stomach churning sound of grinding metal!
Should've stayed in bed today
