The "I'm gonna get pissed by myself tonight" Thread

[RichardBaronGolf]

On way to corner shop now to get my 6 cans of fosters, 6 for 5.50 don't mind if I do

[Shady Pioneer]

Just finished my 6 (which was a triple) and now opening a new bottle of vodka.

Good to see others planning similar

[whileoceanasleeps]

I thought you weren't allowed scissors? 

I got a pair of those safety scissors, I'm sure I will find a way to cut myself with them still.

Update: on my 6th drink, making them triples now!

good man you know it's strong enough when there's more spirit than mixer!

[Shady Pioneer]

 

On my tenth now, just about to down it because I'm being too slow. Did 8 and 9 in 10 seconds. It was almost as if people were here to chant me to down them but no, it was me by myself.


Feeling it now. Still
Got one more present to wrap. Danger alert. f**king danger alert. And why the hell am I watching Captivity!?

[Diamond Hell]

No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.

[scarr89]

No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.

+1

how long til someone calls the police to check?

[JC]

No sign off post, we can only assume he fell asleep in the presents and has now dribbled on at least one, or cut himself wrapping the last one and bled to death overnight.

+1

how long til someone calls the police to check?

2013 

[whileoceanasleeps]

First dibs on his golf if he's passed out and died in a rock n roll john bonham fashion!

[Shady Pioneer]

I didn't pass out but I did fall asleep and dribble.

Sorry, no bleeding out here. Presents all wrapped too. I did an awful job of wrapping a bear.

[mcgee9t2]

I didn't pass out but I did fall asleep and dribble.

Sorry, no bleeding out here. Presents all wrapped too. I did an awful job of wrapping a bear.

or did you do a really good job and over night the bears tried to claw out