i guess my car is chav then 
When I had my mk2 I modified the the outer lamps to xenon style by unscrewing the fog lamps out of broken mk4 headlamps ,cutting a hole in the back of the reflector where the bulb holder was then screwing the assembly in place after removing the old lenses and cutting new clear ones out of perspex
To get the asymmetric beam pattern I dismantled the assembly and just ground down the beam cut-off to the required angle.
Gave it a really meanacing look

The only drawbacks were that      1) The outer lamp was only for dip beam.
                          2) The lenses started to melt after a couple of months (made replacements but really needed glass ones)
