I think you'll find Dave specialises in interbred, fat or old women.
This is why he's had most of them.
PM me dates and number of people and I'll let you know what we have. Houses are near Yarmouth.
Turn up as a paying customer and you can turn up in whatever the f*ck you want.
All our houses are designed to be totally inaccessible to cars that have been lowered too far.