Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here) & Now NSFW!!

[The Mighty Elvi]

...It's gets worse......

 

Getting jiggy wid it

[Ginge 35Edition]

Oh dear......

[The Mighty Elvi]

Quite Literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPT72Mzt2c&index=2&list=UUzAAidcIpvbUyBl0ivKmUYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp1lF0bmBCw

[mcgee9t2]

just been reading this on the daily mail

[Thom89]

We were actually competing In that race,,,, 4 hr endurance, he came on 20mins before the end, total dickhead!
Luckily the cars were only fun cup beetles, and not that fast, anything else could easily been going past the pit lane exit at 150+ mph

Thom

[Bandit127]

Tw*t.

He was arrested for...........

False imprisonment 

Unlikely to stick, but a civil claim for the legitimate costs involved might make him rethink his flippant comment 'I live every day like it's my last'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658725/Is-Britains-idiotic-driver-Video-posted-YouTube-appears-boy-racer-driving-girlfriends-VW-Polo-Brands-Hatch-circuit-middle-race.html

[dragonfly]

'I live every day like it's my last' - but endanger everyone elses. And this prick has a girlfriend?!

[Sam]

He is some f**king 'Jack the Lad', his accent in the video makes me want to curl up in a ball and die, I absolutely hate these essex/kent ladz, so many of them were at my uni. Always been 'Lads' which inevitably meant around 10 random people that just happened to be in their vicinity had a bloody miserable time at any given moment.

He is 'King Jack Lord Cottle' if you wan't to view his fb btw

[The Mighty Elvi]

He is 'King Jack Lord Cottle' if you wan't to view his fb btw

He posted...

"Just a exsplernation to a very common girls question, men aren't actually "slags" or "sleep with anything" type of people cause the provlem 90% is caused cause of girls, this generation of girls majority of them beg for the D behind close doors to any man but will moan that blokes sleep about but if you think about it I know a few chavveys who will chad 50 birds in 6 months maybe less an if you think about it 50 different girls openenly opened there legs to 1 bloke, so that ratio is 50:1 to girls chaddin over boys!

 
That makes you think that if that 1 blokes chadded 50 different women in 6 months what about all the other geezers??! if you think about the bloke an women numbers an family connections that were lost over family fuuwwds an disowning an all that dilly dalla an bear in mind the geezer to brass ratio surely there aint enough un gentetic women or blokes in this world cause there aint 50 to 1 women in the world for yous who bounce about to avoid insest activity so you chavveys an chavvettes have more then likely f**ked a unknown sister brother cousin muvva aunties uncles nephews nieces sons daughter!?!!!! That's f**ked up! Ahaaaa"


Can someone translate that into English for me?

To ease your eyes I inserted the paragraph breaks. Although it was a bit tricky as he's never heard of punctuation. 

[hobbiniho]

what an absolute thingy  theres a pretty big thread on pistonheads about it including a video of a guy that was in the pits as he went out onto track