Newbie to golfs from torquay

[MS1COYS]

How do you colour code an all white car?

Were you originally from the great county of Wiltshire?

Front and rear bumper skirts? Only way I can see you further colour code that beast!

[Wilts]

As above its the bottoms of bumpers are black and they getting done same colour as car will look sweet, and im from middelsbourgh but live down torquay for an easy life...wilts is short for wilton len lol but i like your humour 

[MS1COYS]

I'm between Salcombe and Dartmouth fella. If you fancy a cruise one nice evening, or a tinny on the sand, pm me and we'll sort it out.

Ps. Is 'Clares' still open in Torquay?

[Wilts]

Cool mate and likewise if ya around torquay way my kettles always on lol love me tea, na claires aint been there for years its bohemia now i bloody miss them claires days good times.

[MS1COYS]

Cool mate and likewise if ya around torquay way my kettles always on lol love me tea, na claires aint been there for years its bohemia now i bloody miss them claires days good times.

I used to have a couple of pals who ran the door down there, a f**king busy door at that  probably me most of the time!

Yeah I do me Xmas shopping in Torquesy, so we'll have to have a good ole brew! What about Jingles the Mexican, is it still serving up three month old burritos? 

[Murrayedition35]

Welcome...

[Wilts]

Yea my mate woody his dad with the tash in his 50s bk then was the head doorman i think, them days of me in them states are well gone lol 30 next wk so im boaring now just into my cars alot more, jingles still there but i aint been for along time. Ul have to let me no when ya around shopping and defo meet up reckon we got some good stories about clairs we could share

[Len]

Get a room you two!

[MS1COYS]

Get a room you two!

We did....last night. It was incredible, we had whale steak for dinner 

(Love you Len)

[Wilts]

Im walking with a limp now