being single definitely has its ups and downs, most of my relationships i've been cheated on, which was horrible to be told, my ex would always tell me what i can and can't do, always spend time with her friends instead of me when we planned to spend a day together, then go round her ex's which i found out when i seen her walk out as i drove past, felt happy single and could sleep around

then kept seeing some milf, and she didn't like it when i done the deed and put my trousers on and walked out the door saying see ya

now found a nice girl (ex's next door neighbour, awkward), same age as me, a good laugh and she won't let me always pay if we go out as she earns more than me

and in the sack is great
