My mrs has been trying to get onto the show for 3 years now!
i applied about 2 yrs ago never heard anything and think i applied must of been 6 months ago for the second time and got a call, had a quick chat with a guy called andy on the phone and he was asking about me what id do with the money etc but managed to make him laugh and just waffled
think the first stage is like a group activity then you do a 60 second camera interview then if they choose you, its then more interview stuff on camera
so got my bronze ticket to take with me but i need the 'Golden Ticket' id be like oliver twist and just bolt from the audition running home like a looney haha

maybe i should grow a beard to match noel's and wow him

They have to let you on, you'd be telly gold! 
would be quite funny would just have to remember not to swear
