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Offline dav87

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Good morning
« on: 22 July 2012, 07:31 »
Just wondering who was up at this hour??
And why you up so early

Offline Toby

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Re: Good morning
« Reply #1 on: 22 July 2012, 07:41 »
Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!

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Offline dav87

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Re: Good morning
« Reply #2 on: 22 July 2012, 07:47 »
Thanks for the detail man, what bikes you got?

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Re: Good morning
« Reply #3 on: 22 July 2012, 12:54 »
i was because i just got back off holiday! 3 hours delayed   :sad:

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Re: Good morning
« Reply #4 on: 22 July 2012, 12:58 »
Just loaded the bikes in to the van, currently having a sh!t then im
Leaving for a ride!!

Do you wet wipe the poo residue after, for that just showered freshness?
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Re: Good morning
« Reply #5 on: 22 July 2012, 14:15 »
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!
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Re: Good morning
« Reply #6 on: 22 July 2012, 14:19 »
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:
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Re: Good morning
« Reply #7 on: 22 July 2012, 14:31 »
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:

You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.

Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
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Re: Good morning
« Reply #8 on: 22 July 2012, 14:46 »
we had a discussion at work a few weeks back about when you wipe do you look or just flush it (it was a particularly slow day). I would of thought everyone looked just to at least confirm you have a clean arse, I was surprised that some people dont! How do you know your clean?!

I agree. I would not like the feeling of it being wet/damp though. My mother in law has just had this toilet installed, that a little shower head type thing comes out and washes you, then blow dries afterward. Deffo not my idea of fun, and they all keep spouting off about how good it is. I refuse to try it though.  :undecided: :sick:

You should try it. Some find a warm massaging feeling of the bum hole to be a rather erotic turn on.

Personally, after doing a poo, I like to be clean. I can't stand the thought of spending the hole day with a sh!t residue arse, as wiping most of the poo off won't leave it clean. Wet wipe and you'll be surprised at how much residue is left. You can dry off after with dry toilet paper.
:grin: :grin: now my missus will know were all the baby wipes go in our house

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Re: Good morning
« Reply #9 on: 22 July 2012, 15:06 »
Just to confirm...your actually discussing wiping your arse............................................okay then..