One thing I dont know why they do those adverts that say
"What are you doing for England?" You know the ones Rooney stands looking cool.
Talk about making the fall bigger than it should be, but hey he proberly made a few grand out it mmmmmm?

I've had this plan and want England to try it out!
Take 11 kids get them to play football without any football boots make them live in a hut, starve them once in awhile and get them to sort huge mountains of rubbish to make ends meat and say this is your life!
Then ask can you improve your life and your family on a pitch?