Here's one for you...
Is it gay, if you're having a wank and your mate walks in on you as you're about to spurt your man muck - and you make a lock on eye contact whilst having an orgasm...is that gay?
no locks on the doors in the officers mess anymore ?
The cleaners let themselves in with their own key, so if you're bashing one out, it's too late. All they do is knock then 2 seconds later they're coming in!

But, that hasn't happened to me, ever.