Just got off the phone to a mate and he and his bird have had a barney.
"why's that?" ask I
"well, remember when I was at Uni?" says he.
"not really mate, you went to a different part of the country to me- why do you ask"
"well, we were watching a show where they mention 'soggy biscuit' and I says to the wife- ha! I remember playing that with the lads at Uni"...says he. Then his mrs says that's deeply disturbed, bordering on the homosexual (not that homosexuals are deeply disturbed you see, although I'm sure they like being disturbed deeply etc). They have a row- she then accuses him of spending too much time in front of the mirror and how now it 'all adds up' and anyway, he's gone down the pub. Probably to kiss his boyfriend..
..but he asks me 'Is it gay if you and your mates are all stood wanking onto a biscuit and the one who spaffs last has to eat the biscuit?".
"did you spaff last?" I ask
"well, the act itself doesn't sound very hetero but you're saying you've swallowed a load of man muck on a digestive.."
"hob nob"
"...a load of man muck on a hob nob (ffs) and this might actually bridge the gay-gap a little. I don't know; on the one hand, you've bukake tasted spunk and on the other hand...well, you're probably still holding your junk in front of a load of other dudes. Dunno, i'll ask the internet"
Blokes are always going out and getting naked and drunk and dressing up in girls clothes and getting drunk, but is soggy biscuit a biffins bridge too far?
