Senior workshop tech asked me for a favour today, as they do from time to time
"Can you just wiggle the bonnet as I pull the lever, it wont open "
nowt happened. . . ... . .
" give it a tap ! "
still nowt. . . ..
I then reached over and tipped the bonnet forward

" of all the fooking people, it had to be you " was heard as I walked off laughing