ok got a call from the body shop today,your polo is ready for collection sir,happy days

the MG served me well,just glad to be driving my little polo again,the work thats done is fooking awesome,new bumber,new number plate and the paint match is spot on.

Lucky you!
This is how my car looks now.

Some old cow tried to overtake me on my right when I was turning right, I indicated well before the turning, stopped because of oncoming traffic, waited until it was clear, checked my mirror and started to pull away, the woman in the panda must not have been paying attention as instead of slowing down she tried to go round me, hit my door and wing and pushed me past the turning.
Her and some gobby thingy in the car behind her started shouting at me and calling me an idiot, trying to blame me, (I have 3 witnesses that say it was her fault) and telling me not to go anywhere when I moved my car, just kept screaming "Don't you go anywhere, you stay right there" to which I said no, I can't get out with you touching my door and we're blocking the road so I'm parking on the side out the way, the gobby thingy wouldn't let me near the woman that hit me and the paramedics and police were there in about 2 minutes.
While the police were asking me what happened and breathalyzing me she got carted off to hospital before I could get any details from her and someone drove her car off so I didn't have the reg number of her car either, then the police officer that had spoke to her drove off while I was still talking to the police officer that was taking my statement and checking my brake lights and indicators were working (the police say she hasn't got a leg to stand on, that she was clearly at fault not me) so I couldn't even ask the officer for her details.
I was given a producer, so I went to the station an hour later with all my paperwork and asked then for her details, I was told the officer who knew her details would be back in 15 minutes, so I went back to the police station, turns out that they never took any details from her, just her reg number, didn't check to see if she had a licence, insurance, if her car was mot'd or taxed or anything, I also found out that she is rather amazinly injured

she hit her passengers side and my drivers side, but the paramedics didn't even ask me if I was ok and carted her off to hospital, how's that work?? if I'm ok and she hit my drivers door she can't possibly be injured, her airbags didn't even go off!
This is her car and the woman standing by the door is the aforementioned thingy, she is making the woman sit back in the car and telling her she needs an ambulance, the woman in the car said she was fine and didn't want one but the thingy convinced her to get checked out, (whiplash claim here we come) I just hope that the insurance company actually do their job and not just say "oh a 24 year old in a bwm, of course it's his fault"
