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Offline Jay

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How to park like a c#nt
« on: 03 May 2012, 15:02 »
Just sent these round the building because this ALWAYS happens and parking at work is TIGHT as a badgers sphincter, we've told the other company in the building that these spaces out the front are ours as specified in the tenancy agreement and if their visitors need to park out there they should at least park properly and tell us, in case we need their car moved to get ours out we know who to find.

I've had to squeeze my car in a small double yellow line 'space' along the side of the building, thus if I get a fine and wheel clamp they WILL be paying to have these removed.




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Offline R32UK

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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #1 on: 03 May 2012, 15:17 »
very hard to stop visitors parking like cnuts. maybe some marked out bays would help your cause J?  :cool:

Offline Kerrse

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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #2 on: 03 May 2012, 15:21 »
very hard to stop visitors parking like cnuts. maybe some marked out bays would help your cause J?  :cool:

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To be honest im glad i dont have to park there look rough as  :grin:

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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #3 on: 03 May 2012, 15:38 »
I think my MD looked into marking up parking bays, but the parking area as you can see is rubbish and the markings wouldn't last long unless it's completely repaved which means £££. He also looked at getting his own wheel clamp off ebay, but the change in law put him off  :grin:

Kerrse, we do work in the dumpiest building in Oxford  :laugh: though it's a nice area with lots of posh restaurants, nice houses etc and our building gets 'tagged' pretty much every night with some new thingyes, tits and bums that face the kids park down the other side of the building. They get removed and it's like giving them a blank canvas  :grin:
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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #4 on: 03 May 2012, 16:06 »
Thats nothing Jay when we want a space its not a problem!  :evil:

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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #5 on: 03 May 2012, 16:07 »
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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #6 on: 03 May 2012, 18:26 »
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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #8 on: 03 May 2012, 23:27 »
Nice ashlar stone wall there, shame its being allowed to fall down! :rolleyes:
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Re: How to park like a c#nt
« Reply #9 on: 04 May 2012, 04:12 »


at leasy you dont have to park here :P

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