I am a member of the iluminati, at our last meeting we worked out how to topple mankind and stuff our pockets full of money.. or did i just get really pissed and talk bollocks about the barmaid, footbal and some fit looking Polish bird who was sitting on an old mans lap (lucky fecker)?
I wish it was as exciting as some clandestine operation backed by the devil and not that I am getting old and very pipe and slippery........