Its good to talk, especially to some of Polis's finest . . . . . . .
This took place after i had driven past them ( law abiding speed ) parked up in a layby, followed by getting tugged a few miles down the road.
Officer: when you came past us were you wearing your seatbelt ?
Me: yes thanks
Officer: are you sure ?
Me: yep
Officer: Well it didnt look like it to us when you drove past and again, it didnt when we came up behind you !
Me: well its on now, so did you see me putting it on since you pulled up behind me
Officer: No, we cant see much cos of your window blinds.
Me: Biting my tongue during a pause . . . . . . .
So, when i drove past you were looking in your mirrors, and you couldn't see if my BLACK seat belt was across my body, probably because I have a BLACK Polo Shirt on,
Then when behind me, you cant see anything cos of my BLINDS . . . . . . . . .
But you think I wasnt wearing my seat belt.
A longer pause.
At this point I get out of the Car,wearing my aforementioned works Polo Shirt with company logo and MY NAME
Officer: Whats your name ?
Me: Really ?
An even longer pause . . . . ..
Me: Oh look, that person driving is on their mobile phone. . . . . .
Another Pause
Officer: Just ensure you wear it all the time
I then got back in my car laughing as they turned round and took off after the car driver who I had just pointed out to them driving past
Its good to talk.
