Sums up the article for me
"Tellingly, there will also be a Bluemotion Golf GTI this time - riding on skinnier tyres, with longer gearing and a recalibrated ECU..."

Real motoring authority.
hmmmm, very interesting. Not taking much notice of the pi55artist impression, more the engine. Very similar to my my mates tt, which has 211 bhp and 255 lb/ft. Mid range shove will be fantastic..
Exactly, this article doesn't actually reveal anything about the car. They've simply amalgamated random aspects and tried to manufacture a GTI story. The artist's impression is a dodgy photo-shop, the mechanical performance statistics are simply imported from another VAG model and this is summed up by the revelation that VW are going to make a
Bluemotion GTI. Please

, at least wait until the 1st of April before making such jokes.