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Offline mcgee9t2

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tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« on: 14 March 2012, 08:59 »
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Offline Seanl

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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2012, 20:04 »
FFS she went into work earlier so wont see her again until tomorrow! Only just seen this now! :angry:
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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2012, 20:26 »
That is full of fail.  Well, forward planning at least.

Think about it.  Feb 14th the ONE day in the year where your other half gets flowers, chocolates, a card, and treated like a Queen / to a night out.


The cunning b!tches that they are, will turn this on it's head so you'll only get a BJ once a year.

"Coz it's only fair, see!"



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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2012, 20:52 »
I didn't get a steak today.  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2012, 21:01 »
I must be the only male in the land that cringes when 'lads' go on about this.

I just want to smack people an call them 'twit LAD'
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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #5 on: 14 March 2012, 21:23 »
Mine got a Chinese takeaway then I'm having an early night, he can suck that  :smiley:
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Offline Martz

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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #6 on: 14 March 2012, 21:25 »
What does a vegan get?
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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #7 on: 14 March 2012, 21:28 »
Quote from: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25
What does a vegan get?

I dunno, but I bet the foreplay is boring without eating a kebab.  :lipsrsealed:
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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #8 on: 14 March 2012, 21:29 »
Quote from: Seanl on 14 March 2012, 21:28
Quote from: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25
What does a vegan get?

I dunno, but I bet the foreplay is boring without eating a kebab.  :lipsrsealed:

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Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
« Reply #9 on: 15 March 2012, 08:27 »
Quote from: kittie on 14 March 2012, 21:23
Mine got a Chinese takeaway then I'm having an early night, he can suck that  :smiley:

exactly the kind of girl I stay away from  :lipsrsealed:
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