Kent massiv.

[Bellend]

Halling. 

West Malling is pretty nice. Snodland in the other direction however................... isn't.

Careful what you say

from Halling West Malling and Snodland are in the same direction.

Haha. Ah yes of course, West Malling is further up past Larkfield and not quite Maidstone isn't it? I know how to get places just need to map them all out in my head! Kings Hill is pretty nice and not too far away.

Is that even further away from Wales then?

Yup.

Jack, what are the Police like round there?

Seems to be a billion traffic cops round. 

C@nts compared to the met, expect them to r@pe you. Also where aboot in kent you heading, and you do realise the medway towns are sh!te? Yet property value is good in comparison to greater london.

Ah really? Have to admit I got pulled when my car was far from legal for speeding. Genuine mistake thought it was 40. Had four officers searching the car outside and even though one was underneath on the exhaust, they seemed to miss the fact it was tied on with welding rods, it had no indicators at the front and the exhaust blowing like mad.

But I can see me getting stopped and checked a lot which I've had with the Met but they literally seem to say "You're young" and check insurance and then just let me on my way or breathalize me. Hope it won't be stop and check every day on the way to work.

Never had any issues with Met or Kent with either the Micra or Skoda so they're obviously very hot on modified cars. Probably because of the huge meet ups in the City Estate etc.

[Jay]

We would get pulled every night we went out in Dartford  One friends car even got stripped on the roadside because the pohleece said they could smell dope in the car... he didn't even smoke  Still as long as we didn't mouth off to them they were ok.

[golf-sib]

Kent police once they pulled you they are very bored creatures and will start looking for any gremlin they can find. Met will just go ah well... I've had my keys taken off me by the sergeant at Bexleyheath, had a chat, got car back and was on my way. Kent just don't do that, they seem to be a thorn in the back side from my experiences from driving sensibly, to a night out to them at work.

I did a lot of work with them when I was a technician/engineer in electronics as we played a major roll in supplying/manufacturing a particular control panel. Then you have a very bored traffic officer at bluewater who seems to be after a promotion. The majority of them on a night out are jobs worth, like I was in my car taking a few friends home, a friend jumped in mucking around, but I wouldn't drive with him in it as the passengers would of outnumbered the seats, you could clearly tell I wasn't going to drive. The officer got me out the car and started giving it about how he will start finding faults in the car and impound it... Now I work for the courts and they are still jobs worth. Give me Met police any day over them wayne kerrs

Yet the Kent police are the most equipped police force in the country and the first ones to get the new gear to test it out, plus they can be stationed anywhere unlike in the met where more or less you are just stationed in one place. The good news is, if your down dungeoness and you see there's 6 police officers in the cafe, you are safe to speed 

[Jack3559]

..........The good news is, if your down dungeoness and you see there's 6 police officers in the cafe, you are safe to speed 

That's because they're not police, they're CNC (civil nuclear constabulary).

There's an interesting story that happened about 9 weeks ago where a bunch of travellers from Lydd had broken into the power station grounds by cutting a hole in the fence.

They drove there van down through the hole and parked it outside one of the warehouses and started loading it up with copper.

As they drove back to the hole, their van became stuck in the shingle so they cut their losses and left on foot.

As they were wandering up the approach road they were spotted by the CNC who asked them what they were doing.

They said they'd gone for a pint at The Pilot and were struggling to find their way back to Lydd.

The CNC offered them a lift home and dropped them at the pub in Lydd.

SO. They run back to their camp and grab a 4x4 to try and pull the transit van out.

Only then were they spotted by a dog walker and the actual police were called who turned up and arrested them.

[VW BUSH]

We would get pulled every night we went out in Dartford  One friends car even got stripped on the roadside because the pohleece said they could smell dope in the car... he didn't even smoke  Still as long as we didn't mouth off to them they were ok.

Used to carry a socket set to put my Escort back together after such incidents, never found anything except rizla

[golf-sib]

..........The good news is, if your down dungeoness and you see there's 6 police officers in the cafe, you are safe to speed 

That's because they're not police, they're CNC (civil nuclear constabulary).

There's an interesting story that happened about 9 weeks ago where a bunch of travellers from Lydd had broken into the power station grounds by cutting a hole in the fence.

They drove there van down through the hole and parked it outside one of the warehouses and started loading it up with copper.

As they drove back to the hole, their van became stuck in the shingle so they cut their losses and left on foot.

As they were wandering up the approach road they were spotted by the CNC who asked them what they were doing.

They said they'd gone for a pint at The Pilot and were struggling to find their way back to Lydd.

The CNC offered them a lift home and dropped them at the pub in Lydd.

SO. They run back to their camp and grab a 4x4 to try and pull the transit van out.

Only then were they spotted by a dog walker and the actual police were called who turned up and arrested them.

They where kent police not the nuclear constabulary, then you have the RAF police and the military police, or white/red caps. Transport police, then there's a few others, did have a list somewhere as I was on the waiting list for the RAF police, till cameron came along 

[Bellend]

Kent police once they pulled you they are very bored creatures and will start looking for any gremlin they can find. Met will just go ah well... I've had my keys taken off me by the sergeant at Bexleyheath, had a chat, got car back and was on my way. Kent just don't do that, they seem to be a thorn in the back side from my experiences from driving sensibly, to a night out to them at work.

I did a lot of work with them when I was a technician/engineer in electronics as we played a major roll in supplying/manufacturing a particular control panel. Then you have a very bored traffic officer at bluewater who seems to be after a promotion. The majority of them on a night out are jobs worth, like I was in my car taking a few friends home, a friend jumped in mucking around, but I wouldn't drive with him in it as the passengers would of outnumbered the seats, you could clearly tell I wasn't going to drive. The officer got me out the car and started giving it about how he will start finding faults in the car and impound it... Now I work for the courts and they are still jobs worth. Give me Met police any day over them wayne kerrs

Yet the Kent police are the most equipped police force in the country and the first ones to get the new gear to test it out, plus they can be stationed anywhere unlike in the met where more or less you are just stationed in one place. The good news is, if your down dungeoness and you see there's 6 police officers in the cafe, you are safe to speed 

Nice. Looking forward to this then.

Heard a fair bit about Bluewater, I've never had any run ins with them even after a mate took my car for a spin and started driving it like a complete and utter dickhead. Safe to say the keys don't stay with him or anyone anymore.

Only time I've ever seen a Police car there was when a mate was taking me from the cinema car park to the bus stops and didn't have his lights on. Only trouble was there was my two mates in the front and I'm hiding in the back cause it was only to the bus stop.

Mate's were bricking it and as they pulled up alongside I was ready to jump out but they just said where's your lights etc and sent us on our way, they didn't get out luckily.

[Jack3559]

They where kent police not the nuclear constabulary, then you have the RAF police and the military police, or white/red caps. Transport police, then there's a few others, did have a list somewhere as I was on the waiting list for the RAF police, till cameron came along 

Chances are if they were in the Dungeness cafe they were CNC same uniform and markings on their cars.

That's where they have team meetings.

[golf-sib]

They where kent police not the nuclear constabulary, then you have the RAF police and the military police, or white/red caps. Transport police, then there's a few others, did have a list somewhere as I was on the waiting list for the RAF police, till cameron came along 

Chances are if they were in the Dungeness cafe they were CNC same uniform and markings on their cars.

That's where they have team meetings.

Didn't realize they used the same cars, I'll behave next time I go fishing down Hythe  Your not an officer of the above topics?

[Jack3559]

Haha! Nah, my old man is the B plant manager and my whole family work down there unsurprisingly!