Kent massiv.

[Bellend]

Having a Bellend shaped recruitment on the 26th.

Moving from London/Kent to Kent.

Not too sure what I'm going to prefer, seems to be a lot more dickheads round Maidstone etc but then where I'll be actually living is quiet as aposed to having all the knobheads on my road etc.

Ah well. Gonna be awesome and have my own garage which is getting ripped straight down and rebuilt bigger. 

[The Mighty Elvi]

Is that even further away from Wales then?

[Jack3559]

Welcome to the garden, do wipe your feet on the way in, I would not like our swans to have footprints on their backs.

[Bellend]

Is that even further away from Wales then?

Yup.

Jack, what are the Police like round there?

Seems to be a billion traffic cops round. 

[Jack3559]

They're very fair and have a good memory!

[T_J_G]

Where are you moving to?

[Bellend]

Halling. 

West Malling is pretty nice. Snodland in the other direction however................... isn't.

[T_J_G]

Halling. 

West Malling is pretty nice. Snodland in the other direction however................... isn't.

Careful what you say

from Halling West Malling and Snodland are in the same direction.

[golf-sib]

Is that even further away from Wales then?

Yup.

Jack, what are the Police like round there?

Seems to be a billion traffic cops round. 

C@nts compared to the met, expect them to r@pe you. Also where aboot in kent you heading, and you do realise the medway towns are sh!te? Yet property value is good in comparison to greater london.

[Jay]

Is that even further away from Wales then?

and Oxford