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Offline JC

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Newbie killing on BF3 later
« on: 05 February 2012, 14:24 »
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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2012, 16:17 »
Has Mr Rhys bought it :lipsrsealed: :evil: :laugh:
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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2012, 16:20 »
maybe  :huh: :lipsrsealed: :tongue:

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2012, 16:22 »
Chuff and Rhys hunting then....
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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2012, 17:56 »
Might not be tonight as it's Linzi's birthday.  I'll be on for sure tomorrow though as I'll have wired the Xbox up for a decent connection.....(hopefully!)

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #5 on: 05 February 2012, 22:46 »
Newbie (team)killing method of the week:

Sometimes at the start of a map you have to option to spawn in the Havoc attack chopper. Noobs sometimes spawn in them quicker than you, plonking you on top the chopper about 100 miles from anywhere.  :angry:

During the 20 second countdown, chuck out an ammo pack, stuff half a dozen C4's onto the chopper canopy, and await takeoff.

Upon lift-off, jump, detonate C4 and watch the chopper as it flips over, midair, and smashes into the floor upside down in a mass of flames. That'll teach you jerks for stealing the chopper!  :evil: :evil: :evil:


I don't think a semi will give the same results

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2012, 09:09 »
Just installing the updates........

There goes my 4gig hard drive space!!  Best start looking for an upgrade  :lipsrsealed:

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2012, 10:38 »
ARGHGHGGH

Started playing the campaign mode.......great!!  Then i stopped playing it, went back to play it 5 minutes later and it won't load saying connection with EA Online was lost!!!  WTF?? 

Does this mean you HAVE to be connected to the internet all the time just to play the single player??  :huh:

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2012, 19:02 »
dunno, ask steve i aint played single player  :laugh:

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Re: Newbie killing on BF3 later
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2012, 19:09 »
dunno, ask steve i aint played single player  :laugh:

Sorted it in the end,  I downloaded an update whilst playing the campaign.  It had to reboot so I think it confused itself  :rolleyes:

Also swapped the pre-owned for a new copy as the pre-owned kept stuttering as you played  :angry:

And I got a 250gig HD en route  :lipsrsealed:  Fooking expensive present this is turning out to be  :grin: :grin: