A review of Sarah Duncan Knitwear from the google maps review page:
I went to this shop to buy some wool, and purely by coincience, me and the owner were wearing the same outfit. As you can imagine, this was embarassing enough, but then her thug husband appeared from nowhere, screaming "Why are you imitating my wife?" over and over again. "I'm not!" I shouted back at him, "That's your wife over there!", pointing to the lady behind the counter. This just made him even more angry and he screamed "Why are you indicating my wife?" at me. Then she started yelling at me, and said she was going to call the police and make a false complaint. I ended up throwing a bottle of water over her, but this just made her husband shout "Why are you irrigating my wife?" I told him that she was the one that started it all, but he wouldn't listen. He just kept shouting "Why are you implicating my wife?" over and over again. Horrible experience. I will not be purchasing from the shop again.
that one made me giggle, lol