Sad times

[Toby]

Indeed, never take part in physical activities.

Dont rule out sex tho!!

[The Doc]

Can't you drill a hole in each end and cable tie it back together?

[Diamond Hell]

Indeed, never take part in physical activities.

No. 

Avoid football and the causes of football wherever humanly possible.

Cable tie does sound like the right solution here.

[mongchops]

Can't cable tie this!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cjmellows/359855320/


Surgeon said that it was like sewing blancmange together.

[R32UK]

Indeed, never take part in physical activities.

No. 

Avoid football and the causes of football wherever humanly possible.

Cable tie does sound like the right solution here.

enough of this gay talk

[Diamond Hell]

enough of this gay talk

You appear to not understand what constitutes gay talk.

Gay talk involves talking to someone about 11 or so men who you don't know, yet make their failure/success personal to you, or your mate/colleague.

eg

'you didn't do so well at the weekend, you got a right kicking'
'yeah not nearly as bad as you, you got raped'.

This talk makes no sense and should clearly be the preserve of the delusional.  All the pair of nonces involved in the above hypothetical conversation did was sit in front of the TV, oggling a bunch of men running around.

Now THAT's gay talk.

At least the OP has actually been taking part in sport.

The message is clear: choose a sport that's not going to snap your achillies tendon.

Maybe swimming, or cycling, or motorsport - a proper non-gay sport.

[Neo Badness]

Can't cable tie this!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cjmellows/359855320/


Surgeon said that it was like sewing blancmange together.

fothermucker that looks nippy. Know people that this has happened to, nasty and weirdly can take longer to heal than a break. If you do get an auto you must remember it's not a go-kart, even if the pedals are the same... Feel better soon dude.

[Jay]

Only 1 solution, VR6 auto 


oh and heal up soon !

[bobbarley]

Do you get a local or general for that?

[Lewy]

You appear to not understand what constitutes gay talk.

Gay talk involves talking to someone about 11 or so men who you don't know, yet make their failure/success personal to you, or your mate/colleague.

eg

'you didn't do so well at the weekend, you got a right kicking'
'yeah not nearly as bad as you, you got raped'.

This talk makes no sense and should clearly be the preserve of the delusional.  All the pair of nonces involved in the above hypothetical conversation did was sit in front of the TV, oggling a bunch of men running around.

Now THAT's gay talk.

At least the OP has actually been taking part in sport.

The message is clear: choose a sport that's not going to snap your achillies tendon.

Maybe swimming, or cycling, or motorsport - a proper non-gay sport.

Classic!