I meant the above sarcastically but I've heard bad things about insurance companies in such situations, especially with no independent witnesses. Believe me I will be fighting all the way to ensure that it goes down as the other chap being fully to blame.
Effectively, I was stationary on a roundabout, indicating and waiting to turn right (3rd exit), but in a line of traffic waiting to do the same. The other vehicle, in the left hand land enters the roundabout and is intending to go straight over (2nd exit). The guy doesn't take the roundabout properly, I.e follow the contour and go 'round' but instead cuts across taking the driving line.
Consequently his car goes into the front wing of my car, long bang and scrape of metal. Unbelievably, he didn't stop and just drove off. I managed to get out of the traffic and followed him for at least 100m flashing and beeping before he stopped and I could get his details. I was absolutely fuming but managed to keep cool and be reasonably polite.
Obviously I'm confident that I'm not at fault as I couldn't have done anything to avoid this and know my vehicle was well positioned in my respective lane. It's all a waiting game whilst I wait to hear what excuse he has for his negligence and poor driving.....