Well I am stuck in Afghanistan, totally f**ked off if I am honest with you.. Last time I was out here at Xmas I had a poor xmas dinner, this time its even worse.. This is how bad its been...
They cooked 4 Lush looking Turkeys, but instead of serving them, they served up some shocking prepacked turkey that you could have used as a hockey puck...
I had Smash mash.. Couldn't even get potatoes..
No Yorkshire Pudding...
No Peas...
Just some frozen veg and some Stuffing that would be better suited as wall paper paste...
What makes it worse for me is that the one time in the year that the officers are supposed to get together and serve the lads.. NOPE!! We had to go get our own food, our own drinks.. Not even any christmas decs on the table!!
And to make matters worse my internet keeps dropping out and the prom red phones have crashed from so many people trying to use them as they decided to "take the network down for maintenance"... WHO THE f**k DOES THAT ON XMAS DAY!!
Rant over.. Mery Fcuking Xmas.. Get me out of this sh!thole!
