When I was a wee lad at primary school I had to have an operation to have a piece of chalk removed from my ear which was stuck right in there. What possesed me to stick chalk in my ear I don't no..... I didn't remember doing it.
When my mum and dad asked how it got in there I told them the teacher had thrown it at me

On the plus side the next morning in hospital after the operation my mum and dad brought me a new Action Man...!
