They are a crime against nature!
Stop thinking about them.... oh hang on they're for a Golf3 - carry on.
you've got a real deep emotional hatred for the mk3 that I think is unhealthy, after all it's just a car!

I see one and my face looks like this

you see one and I imagine your face looks like this

why? what have they done to you to make you see red everytime they are mentioned?
I know I'm taking the pi55 and I'm just having a laugh, but really, what is it about the mk3 that makes you so against them?