THIS IS NOT PERSONALLY DIRECTED AT ANYONE - JUST FACEBOOK IN GENERAL - DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE! NONE. I have no Facebook. It's a F**CKING W*NK PIECE OF SH*T.
EVERY F*CKING WHERE YOU GO THESE DAYS IT'S FACEBOOK.
Packs of cereal? FACEBOOK
Tv channels? FACEBOOK
My mates dog? FACEBOOK
Chocoalte bars? FACEBOOK
THE LIST F*CKING GOES ON!
So no, in answer to your question. I have no friends on facebook.
I refuse to be part of this, put your whole life on the internet for all to browse mentality. Nobody f*cking cares if you've just clipped your toenails, or if you're depressed because you missed the only way is essex. Nobody wants to view pictures of you covered in vomit after an "AWESOME" night out. Nobody wants to know that you have 10972918726 friends on facebook, or that you're f*cking level 100 on that sh*tty farm animal game.
And WHY do people pay real money for pictures of burgers and presents to send to their friends!??!? Here's a crazy idea.. No, let's go all out, heres two!
1) Buy your friends a real burger.
2) Copy the image (CTRL and C) then open email and paste image (CTRL and V) and send the email to your friend. There you've saved money.
ARGH.
Rant over. Sorry.

Feel better now.
