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Offline Agreeable Slick

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« on: 11 December 2011, 00:55 »
or book as it is usually referred to.

How many "friends" do you have on there? I'm not talking about if you use it to organise sh!t or it's a business tool, I mean your own personal facebook page.

I've had, and possibly still have some people that have hundreds (some have thousands) of "friends" but really. What the f**k is the point? Do you speak to each and every one of them? If you say yes you are a lying pirate hooker.

I don't get it, why have all these people as "friends"? I'm just going to look forward to the wave of new incoming "friends" that just want to be a bunch of nosey tw@ts and see what I look like. Well f**k em.

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #1 on: 11 December 2011, 01:02 »
I have 436 buy a lot of them are people who add me so they can tag themselves in pics of their cars or random people from car clubs/forums. Only about 35 people on there do I chat to all the time and then about another 50 I keep track on what they're up to.

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #2 on: 11 December 2011, 08:27 »
bored last night by any chance slick  :laugh:

179 for me, and that pre xmas cull when boredom really sets in  :lipsrsealed:

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #3 on: 11 December 2011, 09:47 »
205, got a few clients on there that have added me (some I consider friends now), lots of family and some I don't even know/remember/not met/not seen in 20 years since a large portion moved to Oz/USA, a number of forum peeps from here, ex-colleagues  and some close friends.

Speak to maybe 20 - 30  people regularly.
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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #4 on: 11 December 2011, 10:14 »
THIS IS NOT PERSONALLY DIRECTED AT ANYONE - JUST FACEBOOK IN GENERAL - DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE!

NONE. I have no Facebook. It's a F**CKING W*NK PIECE OF SH*T.

EVERY F*CKING WHERE YOU GO THESE DAYS IT'S FACEBOOK.

Packs of cereal? FACEBOOK

Tv channels? FACEBOOK

My mates dog? FACEBOOK

Chocoalte bars? FACEBOOK

THE LIST F*CKING GOES ON!

So no, in answer to your question. I have no friends on facebook.

I refuse to be part of this, put your whole life on the internet for all to browse mentality. Nobody f*cking cares if you've just clipped your toenails, or if you're depressed because you missed the only way is essex. Nobody wants to view pictures of you covered in vomit after an "AWESOME" night out. Nobody wants to know that you have 10972918726 friends on facebook, or that you're f*cking level 100 on that sh*tty farm animal game.

And WHY do people pay real money for pictures of burgers and presents to send to their friends!??!? Here's a crazy idea.. No, let's go all out, heres two!

1) Buy your friends a real burger.
2) Copy the image (CTRL and C) then open email and paste image (CTRL and V) and send the email to your friend. There you've saved money.



ARGH.

Rant over. Sorry.  :rolleyes:

Feel better now.  :grin:
« Last Edit: 11 December 2011, 10:17 by VdubNinja »

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #5 on: 11 December 2011, 10:15 »
Limit is 100 when I ever I hit that, I cull. I would say I know everyone on my Facebook personally.

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #6 on: 11 December 2011, 10:16 »
Sorry again for rant, haha.  :grin:

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #7 on: 11 December 2011, 10:34 »
i have had a facebook account for years, back when everyone had myspce, i put up with so much sh!t t work for being on it, but the fact is it saved me a fortune, most of my mates are away on ships and rigs for months at a time and im not so much of a woman that i'll ring them up to say hello.

then it got popular, adverts and games got chucked on and now i hate the constant notifications, FARMVILLE WTF?????

currently have 217 friends, and yes i talk to every one of them, any random requests get ignored.

but i think ive found a cure, my mobile now has a link to facebook which updates status with my contacts, so now i just have a stream of updates with none of the crap invites or games

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #8 on: 11 December 2011, 11:01 »
Just block applications & games as they appear never see anything from them ever again.

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Re: FaceSpaz
« Reply #9 on: 11 December 2011, 11:45 »
around 200 ish... i would say 90% are friends. the other 10% are just people i know.

Its a good way to keep intouch with people i cant be arsed to phone..  :cool: