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Offline Jay

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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #160 on: 19 December 2011, 21:21 »
The seats aren't that bad.















On a short journey :grin:
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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #161 on: 19 December 2011, 22:07 »
Big thanks to Jay for the first modification of the week - a replacement battery from his dead Galaxy, swapped out for the tiny little (wrong) one that was in the Golf.

Should mean no more frosty morning will-it-won't-it moments!
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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #162 on: 19 December 2011, 22:52 »
No worries Sir, just means a perfectly decent battery doesn't go to waste. Just hope the old 'un works when I need to move the G :grin: 
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But for the purest engine experience, displacement has no replacement. All other methods are simply attempts to artificially recreate the benefits of displacement.

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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #163 on: 19 December 2011, 23:40 »
No worries Sir, just means a perfectly decent battery doesn't go to waste. Just hope the old 'un works when I need to move the G :grin: 

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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #164 on: 20 December 2011, 14:07 »
Just got news that a present for this is in the post from a mate.

I should probably sort out a VAG-COM cable again.  :grin:
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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #165 on: 20 December 2011, 14:14 »
Just got news that a present for this is in the post from a mate.

You have these?   :grin:  :kiss:


I should probably sort out a VAG-COM cable again.  :grin:

Going on a fault finding mission?... You'll be busy then.  :laugh:

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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #166 on: 20 December 2011, 18:02 »
Yes, many who existed well before I became active on Golfgti  :tongue:  This guy's one of them.

TBH I don't think there are any faults on it at the moment.  No lights, drive cleanly, no worries - remember it's pretty basic!

If I start mucking about with it, it's not beyond the bounds of probability that I'll throw it into limp-home mode.  This is not something I want to experience when trying to get to or from work and have no way of getting it out of the status.  ANy mods will be done bit by bit and they will be reversable and I will ensure I can back them off as needed if they cause an issue.
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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #167 on: 20 December 2011, 18:09 »
I have no friends, without this site my life is empty.  I like to Willy wave online for kicks.

Oh hang on, those aren't my lines..

Limp mode?... Isn't it like that all the time as standard?  :wink:

You're actually going to mod this thing!  :shocked:

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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #168 on: 20 December 2011, 22:39 »
If you said you wanted it scanned with vagcom you should have said, provided it has an ODBII port ofc :tongue: Though my laptop battery is fooked and only lasts 20 mins max now - so would have been a quick scan :laugh:
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Re: sh!t-shaped utility motoring
« Reply #169 on: 20 December 2011, 23:04 »
Went into London tonight and collected a set of VR6 seats for it to try and resolve the hideous seat issue:





£10 later.

Picked them up and drove about a mile down the road to a business park where I fitted them.

Then swung by a tip and dropped off the old seats.

Much more comfortable now.

If you said you wanted it scanned with vagcom you should have said, provided it has an ODBII port ofc

No point at the moment - it's running fine.  It's when I start making mods to the engine there's a risk.
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