Dashing thru the snow.....on a Vw wondersled.... crashing into trees....cos I'm off my f**king head....Been smoking Santa's pipe...a dozen beers or more...I'm heading to the the red light zone to get myself a whore... Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells Santa's smokin weed.... Mrs Claus is on the floor...she's overdosed on speed...Blitzens f**ked, the elves are too..they're trippin off their heads..If Rudolf snorts another line the twit will end up dead!!!......
