Funnest conversation with a mate just now!

[clipperjay]

Okay he is a mate and he has been on business over India for me, and he hooked up with a sexy Indian girl!
I said okay hope she nice? when I first heard about her!
Now I'm a little suspicious when a hot girl finds my mate hot and is into him.
He is an analyst and not what I call savvy, no common sense highly intelligent on paper though.
Anyways he just rang me saying the chick has gone Esta Loco and suing him for false promises and forcing himself on her!
I know for a fact this guy would not do something like that.
So she keeps pestering him saying if he sends her 100K in rupees which is like a couple of grand it will all go away!
LOL I said fu*kin idiot you just got set up.
So he is in a panic about getting sued from India to UK.
I've just said cut any ties completely, black list any contact she has. She proberly is banking on you wanting this to go away quickly
I said mate 2K could have got you a bunch of hookers and you would have got more fun out of it!
Fu*kin idiot   

Whats your take on this 

[gti gaz]

as title funny as fooooook

[Sam]

I went to india backpacking a few summers ago... they will do anything to get hold of your cash!

Draft a letter from your 'indian lawer' that sounds very technical with loads of big words with the british embassy address and indian embassy address on the top as the header. You wont hear anything, just mention legal costings of a lost case @ £100 pounds per hour blah blah blah

[Uruk Hai]

How many times has this happened to people ?

One minute you really fancy a nice indian so off you go and get stuck in and the next morning.......





Oh wait a minute  

[clipperjay]

 
I can't help but laugh
I kept saying "did you Fk her? Did you? tell me now not your fantasies did you f**k her? "
"eeerr Yes"
Okay you defo been set up for her to let you f**k her   

[Jay]

I hope she was a good f#ck 

[houston]

haha, funny but i bet some people actually pay them to make it go away.

and uruk hai,

[Jack3559]

I went to india backpacking a few summers ago... they will do anything to get hold of your cash!

Draft a letter from your 'indian lawer' that sounds very technical with loads of big words with the british embassy address and indian embassy address on the top as the header. You wont hear anything, just mention legal costings of a lost case @ £100 pounds per hour blah blah blah

Sound advice.

[dellenty69]

wait for the next phone call,

hey im pregnant! 

poor sod, didn't even get any pictures did he? FAIL.

[clipperjay]

He has been on the phone to me sh!tting himself again she left a message asking for details so her lawyer can process the suing LOL!!!! I had to say she so upset over what you did to her, that she rings you for information to bring a suit?
I said listen and listen well!
"Do you think after six months she has a case against you?"
"why has she decided all of a sudden to FK you now?"
"Stop being a dick and blacklist her including changing your mobile number if she bothers you that much!"

Geez I love this guy like a little brother, but next time I see him I'm going to cockpunching him!